Hey Freaks,
I know, sounds like a low-tech ’70s film in the likes of “The Blob”, and “Swamp Thing!”, but as chemist Ronald Breslow suggests dinosaurs could be the aliens we are looking for. Breslow claims that while we are scanning the skies for intelligent life and habitable planets, what we find may not be what we’d hope for. He suggests that on other worlds it is possible for dinosaurs to have evolved into beings of advanced intelligence with hi-tech armor and weaponry, but with the same ferocious craving for fresh meat.
Now I know what you may be thinking, he’s a crackpot. Kind of. He’s a crackpot chemist, which could actually make him an expert in the field and, therefore, not a crackpot at all! I know! Mind = Blown. Anyway he believes that the asteroid that collided with the Earth helped us by killing our Dino-Overlords and adjusting our chemistry so that we would become the top dogs, so-to-say.
Now here’s what I don’t understand. Breslow says the alien dinosaurs would be a race we would not wish to meet. He claims that they would still be blood thirsty with a taste for fresh meat. Weren’t we? Didn’t we go out and hunt animals to survive? Over time we went from being savage creatures to sophisticated beings who knew how to cook and preserve our foods. Who’s to say the dino-aliens didn’t do as well? The bigger question is who is to say that aliens have the same biological make-up as Earthlings? Instead of carbon based they could be hydrogen based, or perhaps a more humorous helium based? With a different basis we would be different creatures. Anyway, those are my thoughts.
Slainté!
-Tim “The Alien Dinosaur” McGee
sources:
DailyMail.CO.UK| Welcome to our new lizard overlords: New study suggests alien worlds could be full of super-intelligent dinosaurs.
Hey Freaks,
Tim here as usual. Just wanted to drop by and wish everyone to have a happy Spring. It’s beautiful here in Pennsylvania and I hope you get to enjoy nice weather too. This month is planned to have a few things happen such as getting a list of places to investigate together, publishing my belated Saint Patrick’s Day update, and hopefully an an article from another freak member somewhere. Keep tuning in. This month is going to be busy!
Slainté!
-Tim. Out.
All right Freaks,
This is not this months post. This is just me wishing you a safe and Happy Saint Patrick’s Day. Next week I’ll be housing our next article which I am still working on a title for… anyway, tune back in next week on Wednesday night for the new Proverb!
Slainté!
-Tim
Hey Freaks,
Welcome to the new and improved FreakCentral.NET. We will be adding content, so please don’t be shy. Check back for more! Also, please read our first new article. It’s short and sweet for Valentine’s Day. Enjoy!
Hey Freaks,
Tim here, as always, bringing you all the love and care that a heart-shaped box of chocolates can bring. Today I’m here to bring you up to speed on the famed holiday of the heart, Valentine’s Day.
On February 14, 496 AD, Pope Gelasius I established the very first St. Valentine’s Day, however, despite popular belief, it wasn’t always a “Hallmark Holiday”. Originally Valentine’s Day was just a Christian holiday set in order to both offset a Pagan holiday and honor three different Christian martyrs named Valentine (Latin, Valentinus). So how did a day of bloody Valentines and pagan beliefs become associated with roses and poets?
The first time Saint Valentine’s day was romanticized was when Geoffrey Chaucer wrote his piece, Parlement of Foules.
“For this was on seynt Volantynys day
Whan euery bryd comyth there to chese his make.”
Since then it has been handwritten cards expressing love, candy, and flowers.
Now I know what you’re thinking, what Pagan holiday did the Church try to cover up? Well it was a Roman pagan holiday of fertility. I guess love had to win out no matter what. Care to read more? Check out our sources for this limited information.
Slainté and Happy Valentine’s Day!
-Tim. Out.
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